Friend: you only like ______ because of his looks.
Me: yeah, that's why I bought his album, to listen to his face.
shavingryansprivates: remember when everyone on facebook made their status “can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars” for like 3 months
normal people watching a tv series: 1-2 episodes a night
me: 1-2 seasons a night