rapewhistled: bumrollplease: rapewhistled: *16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks i literally say this a hundred times a day *16 year old girl voice* literally.
yolympics: changing from jeans to pajama pants
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
dropkicks: in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying