May 2013
rapewhistled:
bumrollplease:
rapewhistled:
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
dropkicks:
in england we don’t say “i love you,” instead we’ve built an entire culture around being repressed where expressing your feelings is extremely frowned upon and i think that’s why we drink so much.
sassings:
wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
